13 Adorable Cacti That Prove Sex Isn’t Dead
So if you’ve lost all sexual hope and even the peach emoji no longer causes a stir in your underwear, all is not lost.
Meet these cacti still full of erotic optimism in a dry, sexless world.
1.This cactus that has its ups and downs
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2.This cactus that thinks one phallus is never enough
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3.This cactus that puberty took a little too far
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4.This cactus standing for female sexuality in world full of cactus d*cks
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5.This well-endowed cactus that knows the right lady cactus is out there for him
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6.This cactus that hasn’t quite caught up yet
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7.This cactus that read it’s all about girth not length in a magazine once
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8.This cactus that still believes there’s plenty of fish in the desert
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9.This cactus that turned up at your house for a Tuesday night booty call
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10.This cactus that insists penises are beautiful too
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11.This cactus that still gets some despite being a d*ckhead
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12.And this cactus that stuck it out there and hoped
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via Metro.co.uk
