13 Adorable Cacti That Prove Sex Isn’t Dead
So if you’ve lost all sexual hope and even the peach emoji no longer causes a stir in your underwear, all is not lost.
Meet these cacti still full of erotic optimism in a dry, sexless world.
1.This cactus that has its ups and downs
2.This cactus that thinks one phallus is never enough
3.This cactus that puberty took a little too far
4.This cactus standing for female sexuality in world full of cactus d*cks
5.This well-endowed cactus that knows the right lady cactus is out there for him
6.This cactus that hasn’t quite caught up yet
7.This cactus that read it’s all about girth not length in a magazine once
8.This cactus that still believes there’s plenty of fish in the desert
9.This cactus that turned up at your house for a Tuesday night booty call
10.This cactus that insists penises are beautiful too
11.This cactus that still gets some despite being a d*ckhead
12.And this cactus that stuck it out there and hoped