Guy Trims His Garden Shrub Into A Spectacular 18 Ft Penis
What would you do if you happened to come across a 18 foot tree shaped like a penis in your neighborhood? Would you be outraged or amused?
It’s the kind of a hypothetical scenario that you can’t really answer unless you experience it yourself, right? Well, this scenario is not at all hypothetical and very much real for Chris Bishop’s neighbors in Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.
This tree surgeon has spent three years transforming his front 25-year-old Cypress tree into a distinctive shape.
“No-one’s commented when I’ve been out in the garden, people have just looked at it and walked past. I think it’s because they’re trying to work out whether it’s just their dirty minds,” said Chris.
Chris has spent a lot of time trimming down other people’s bushes. He claimed his bush already “looked a bit rude” so he thought he’d give it a trim.
Unfortunately not all of his neighbors are amused. An unidentified one said People in the street are pretty upset about it, but our neighbours who told the council said nothing had been done. It’s a massive eye-sore.”
Chris, however, insists that his intentions were pure as he only wanted to bring laughter than cause offense to anybody.
Nonetheless, his neighbors complaints don’t seem to phase him. Chris plans to grow out his bush’s foliage even more so he can add testicles to his art piece.
Contrary to popular belief, some neighbors are unaffected by Chris’ sculpture.
Neighbour Emily Cooper said, “To be honest with you once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!”
Hopefully for Chris, the rest of his neighbors will start thinking like Emily and finally leave him and his art alone.